Okay, I admit that it’s unlikely there will be a silkworm workers’ union forming anytime in this era. Not to mention, you really can’t put a price on a life – or the lives of millions of silkworms, to be exact.

But with prom, graduation, and wedding seasons approaching, you’ll likely be on the lookout for something seamingly more formal. So consider a silk-free silhouette like this elegantly eggplant, super chic Chiffon-Trim Charmeuse Dress by Vera Wang. You’ll be a knockout draped in decadence and a compassionately clad silkworm life-saver.

[$78 by simply vera by vera wang at kohls.com]

A.K.A. The Bathrobe – And by emergency exit, I’m referring to when your bf is taking out the Sunday morning trash and spots a plump little pal in your apartment’s communal backyard. The only rational  next step in this I-swear-this-happened-to-me-this-morning scenario is to grab the most convenient garb on hand and rush outside for a wildlife sightseeing adventure. With the temperature picking up a tad, my pj’s usually range from au natural  to barely butt-covering Hello Kitty sleep sets. Luckily, when the (appropriately named) Chubby Cubby groundhog viewing occurred, I was ready to dash out the door with my Skull & Crossbone Short Microluxe Robe. Ultra lush and oh-so faux, it has the option to tie tightly to minimize mishaps.

[$24.99 by thro ltd. at overstock.com]

True, I’ve already pondered the pleather or not question, pointed out the pitfalls of a poorly done piece, and raved about a former fave. But as the seasons change so does my wardrobe – with the addition of this white hot non-leather jacket from Torrid. Bronze hardware coupled with its luscious cream color make it a spring equinox essential.

Plus, did I mention I’m a sucker for pyramid studs? ::swoon::

[$49.97 at torrid.com]